Are you so old...
Are you so old you chuckle or so young you have never heard it...
"ME MUDDER"
When me prayers were poorly said Who tucked me in me widdle bed And spanked me till me arse was wed
Me Mudder
Who took me from me cozy cot And put me on the ice cold pot And made me pee if I could not
Me Mudder
And when the morning light would come And in me crib me dribbled some Who wiped me tiny widdle bum
Me Mudder
Who would me hair so neatly part And hug me gently to her heart Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart
Me Mudder
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit And nearly have a king size fit When in me Sunday pants me s***
Me Mudder
When at night her bed did squeak Me raised me head to have a peak Who yelled at me to go to sleep
Me Farver!
"ME MUDDER"
When me prayers were poorly said Who tucked me in me widdle bed And spanked me till me arse was wed
Me Mudder
Who took me from me cozy cot And put me on the ice cold pot And made me pee if I could not
Me Mudder
And when the morning light would come And in me crib me dribbled some Who wiped me tiny widdle bum
Me Mudder
Who would me hair so neatly part And hug me gently to her heart Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart
Me Mudder
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit And nearly have a king size fit When in me Sunday pants me s***
Me Mudder
When at night her bed did squeak Me raised me head to have a peak Who yelled at me to go to sleep
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