Are you so old...

Are you so old you chuckle or so young you have never heard it...

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"ME MUDDER"

When me prayers were poorly said Who tucked me in me widdle bed And spanked me till me arse was wed

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Me Mudder

Who took me from me cozy cot And put me on the ice cold pot And made me pee if I could not

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Me Mudder

And when the morning light would come And in me crib me dribbled some Who wiped me tiny widdle bum
 
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Me Mudder

Who would me hair so neatly part And hug me gently to her heart Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart

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Me Mudder

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit And nearly have a king size fit When in me Sunday pants me s***

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Me Mudder

When at night her bed did squeak Me raised me head to have a peak Who yelled at me to go to sleep

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Me Farver!


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